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Skynet is watching, no seriously…check the photo show below for undisputed proof of the rampant theory that the events of the storied Terminator franchise are in fact all truths, while the self-aware machine of the movies is in fact today’s search giant google. This is not good for us breathers, as we’re certain cybernetic killing machines are coming back in time as we speak to eliminate all of our mothers. Make sure and check out the episode before you run outside screaming or anything…..

Well, the Yankees did what we knew they would do and knocked the smirk off of the Phillies ugly muggs, thank you Yankees, the Phillies are chumps. We don’t care if you bought the title, that’s the american way it would seem. Plus CC Sabathia looks crazy big in pinstripes, we’re just glad he’s in the AL again.

Plus! Slideshow of the week brings you funny bathroom signage, check the video for the commentary, Larry.

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Episode 003 | Strikes Back! from FAILING ENGLISH on Vimeo.

What to do Halloween Night? A couple of choice vid recommendations via digital download/video store probably too late to netflix them in time for Halloween night, but good recommends for next week regardless. Or of course you could take the FAILING*ENGLISH route, and hand out candy then hit the costume party circuit, Jonathan is putting together a pretty wicket Nacho LIbre costume, while I’m going to pick up This I think…I may go a more traditional bum/vagabond. we shall see.

If you’ve done one of these Let us knowWe’d love to feature your work on the show!

Jonathan may actually beat Super Mario Bros. in time for Halloween, but I’m not holding my breath.

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ONWARD…
Yahoo killed Geocities this week! I’ll always remember my first band’s website http://www.geocities.com/broadway/balcony/6067 oh, those were the days. But seriously, why are they killing a domain program that STILL brings 10 million unique visitors a month. Come on Yahoo, you know how to make money off of web traffic. Considering Yahoo paid $3.6 Billion with a B for Geocities back in 1999, the choice to shut down the free webhost, without repurposing the domain seems out of character. Of course there is talk of a yahoo $4.99 a month web hosting option, so I suppose they think that will be the logical new space for geocities users to host. But, 10 million unique visitors a month, and they shut down geocities. Think about how many links got broken this week, just think about it.

We have a ton of videos and links for you this week, so be ready for Friday, along with a linkup to the de.lic.ious that you can scan the internets that we scan to create this beautiful little show. Keep it real internets…

Episode 001 Final Cut from Pat McCurren on Vimeo

Episode 001 was a total blast to film, it is our first, and done ultimately all in the first take. Aside from a slight static from a now replaced faulty microphone cable, we’re very happy with it. This week we have our World Series Predictions as well as some epic Halloween Costume FAIL photos. The funniest videos of this week on the interwebs, plus an iPhone App Review Before You Score a little helper for all youze fellas who are out there trying to pick up a few ladies. iTunes Download Link The funniest/wrongest video of the week award goes to the Plymouth Bus Stop. It’s the kind of thing that should NOT happen, but just try not to laugh.

If you’ve never wondered what would happen if a creeepy kid were to wear a BATMAN costume 24/7 this will pretty much satisfy anyone’s wonderment.The Dark Knight Infects Max I laughed out loud just a few seconds in, and the rest is funny too, but doesn’t live up to the initial delivery. And, freak of the week award has unanimously been bestowed on this Seahawks Moron who smashed his own head with his football helmet during pre-game announcements, and had to get stitches to his melon.

We finish off with our favorite all time video for the weirdest furniture store in existence The Red House, by far the most ridiculous commercial we have ever seen, but when in Highpoint, do as Highpoint does.

Halloween Costume FAILS, how cheap can you be with your kids’ Halloween Costumes? THIS CHEAP! Click below for Slide Show.

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