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Episode 004 | Judgement Day from FAILING ENGLISH on Vimeo.

Skynet is watching, no seriously…check the photo show below for undisputed proof of the rampant theory that the events of the storied Terminator franchise are in fact all truths, while the self-aware machine of the movies is in fact today’s search giant google. This is not good for us breathers, as we’re certain cybernetic killing machines are coming back in time as we speak to eliminate all of our mothers. Make sure and check out the episode before you run outside screaming or anything…..

Well, the Yankees did what we knew they would do and knocked the smirk off of the Phillies ugly muggs, thank you Yankees, the Phillies are chumps. We don’t care if you bought the title, that’s the american way it would seem. Plus CC Sabathia looks crazy big in pinstripes, we’re just glad he’s in the AL again.

Plus! Slideshow of the week brings you funny bathroom signage, check the video for the commentary, Larry.

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Episode 003 | Strikes Back! from FAILING ENGLISH on Vimeo.

What to do Halloween Night? A couple of choice vid recommendations via digital download/video store probably too late to netflix them in time for Halloween night, but good recommends for next week regardless. Or of course you could take the FAILING*ENGLISH route, and hand out candy then hit the costume party circuit, Jonathan is putting together a pretty wicket Nacho LIbre costume, while I’m going to pick up This I think…I may go a more traditional bum/vagabond. we shall see.

If you’ve done one of these Let us knowWe’d love to feature your work on the show!

Jonathan may actually beat Super Mario Bros. in time for Halloween, but I’m not holding my breath.

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Well, for starters you could make sure you’re following us @failingenglish on twitter, so you’ll be the first to know when the next episode is loaded for your viewing pleasure.  Secondly, you could scoot over to vimeo and hook up with our new channel it’s vimeo.com/channels/failingenglish or just follow that link. We’re also looking for you on facebook, but we’re having a hard time finding you! Could you maybe fan us? facebook us!Then we can be friends across all platforms. Oh, and if we forgot your social enrichment medium of choice, let us know! you could always post a comment below or emailus AT emailus@failingenglish.com to not just let us know where you spend your internet hours, but also what you think of the show, and what you’d like to see on the show next week.

ONWARD…
Yahoo killed Geocities this week! I’ll always remember my first band’s website http://www.geocities.com/broadway/balcony/6067 oh, those were the days. But seriously, why are they killing a domain program that STILL brings 10 million unique visitors a month. Come on Yahoo, you know how to make money off of web traffic. Considering Yahoo paid $3.6 Billion with a B for Geocities back in 1999, the choice to shut down the free webhost, without repurposing the domain seems out of character. Of course there is talk of a yahoo $4.99 a month web hosting option, so I suppose they think that will be the logical new space for geocities users to host. But, 10 million unique visitors a month, and they shut down geocities. Think about how many links got broken this week, just think about it.

We have a ton of videos and links for you this week, so be ready for Friday, along with a linkup to the de.lic.ious that you can scan the internets that we scan to create this beautiful little show. Keep it real internets…

Episode 002 The Return from FAILING ENGLISH on Vimeo.

Episode 002 is in the can! Who knew Bill Cosby was going to be coming out with a Hip Hop Album? We Did, well we found out and we’re telling you, so now YOU DO! Seriously, slide on over to THE COS’s web presence, and seriously, tell him we LOVE him, especially Leonard Part 6(really imdb? 2 stars? come on, this is THE COS!), Ghost Dad(seriously imdb? 4 stars? Ghost Dad isn’t even as good as Leonard Part 6!), but the bestMother, Jugs, and SpeedI’m guessing if we all go to imdb and rate Mother, Jugs, and Speed a 10, not only could we raise it’s ranking from a 5.6 to a 6.0, but we might even be able to get it released on Blue Ray. OD’s in HD! priceless.

I’m wondering if Mother would pull the ambulance around for these poor girls who clearly need to learn there’s a time and a place for girls to go wild, and it’s probably spring break…I guess…if ever.
Who am I kidding, of course they can go wild, and they don’t have to wait for spring break, now’s good.

Check out this video of Jonathan going back to the gas station to get some more beer after episode 001 Drunk Guy Goes Back for More

Also this episode we’ve added some technical prowess, so watch for us to get better and better each week. Until next Friday evildoers.

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MINISODE TRAILER for OCT 23 from Pat McCurren on Vimeo.

JUST a little something to tide us over until Friday Night. Episode 002 was an awesome experience, we’re really coming in to our own, but in the mean time, here’s a snippet.

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